How the heck is this supposed to work???

OK now.... DON`t panic... Breath... inhale - exhale - inhale - ex.... OH f...

23kg!!! Thats ALL I am allowed to take. One bag with 23kg for 4 months. Now, how is that supposed to work? Don`t the airlines have any sympathy with women? Now look, dear airlines. My toilet bag already weighs about 5kg, thats more than 20 % of the weight I am allowed to take! I mean, women need a lot more stuff in order to challenge their daily routines.

For example, lets start with the creams... We need a basis cream, a serum, eyecream, day cream and night cream, neck cream and an extra crinkle cream (just in case)... Not to forget the body lotion (for day and for night) AND the matching eau de toilette for at least the daytime bodylotion. THEN we need cleaning lotion for the face and the eyes (yes, two different ones), peeling, moisture masks (yes, again the plural/ a mask for the eyes, the neck, and the face), revitilizing masks. I am leaving my hand mask at home but I have to take my hand cream...

Enough creams...lets continue with the make-up. These things do not weigh much, but added up, it is quite a bit... primer, powder, blush, eyeshadow (at least 15 colors), mascara, kohl pencil, lipgloss, lipsticks (YES, there is a difference and YES, again plural), lipliner (matching the lipsticks), some glitter for special effects. Not to forget all the brushes you need to use all these things...

Now, I could start with stuff like toothpaste, shampoo, conditioner, showergel and showerpeeling. But I am leaving all those things at home and buying it when I get there.

However, it is a similar situation with shoes... We need shoes for pants, shorts, dresses in all different colors. High boots, flat boots, high heels, sandels, running sneakers, gym sneakers. I have to take at least 8 pair of shoes... Thats another 4 kg at least...

Now ladies, did I forget anything???

Dear airlines, don`t you see that women are at a disadvantage? You should either grant women more weight, one extra luggage or at least make the weight dependent on the length of the trip.

geez, I have to go figure this out...